No Keys graphic novel (digital)

YOU WOULD PREFER TO LIVE IN (pick one):

A) A haunted house
B) A cheddar igloo
C) A trailer perched on an underground coal fire that's been smoldering for 50 years
D) Something worse

Mandibles wants a dog. Stub is looking for a spacious kitchen. Moose would be happy with a garage. And Sheridan wants privacy so he can murder people in peace and quiet, without nosy neighbors complaining about the blood and the screaming.

It should be easy enough for these four friends to find a home, but the real estate market is incredibly wretched, and their options are terrible in the most IMPOSSIBLE ways...